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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Samara


One day in mid October Brooke Rogers was innocently browsing through the FMU library when out of the corner of her eye she saw a seemingly misplaced VHS tape sitting amongst dusk covered books. Like the foolish white girl in most horror stories, she returned to Watson 311 and watched the video. As soon as the video ended the phone began to ring. Brooke expected to hear the voice of Mark Moore asking where his daughter was. However, the only thing that was said was, "Seven days." Seven days passed without incident. But as Brook laid down for her afternoon nap on the seventh day Sophian, Watson 311's television, mysteriously turned on. To Brooke's surprise the video she had watched exactly a week ago began to play. Then as the video played a strange girl began to crawl out of the television. Brooke, being deprived of protein and sleep for far too long, was unable to fight back the evil creature. So what is the lesson of this story... Eat meat and don't stay up till 5am so you can escape the walking dead of course.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAAAYYYY! That is frightn'!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe that you just promoted eating meat.