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Friday, November 14, 2008

Nightcrawler

Why does Stephanie pity those who are afraid of her? Because most of them will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes.


*Special Thanks to Kate and Anna Grace*


Friday, November 7, 2008

Blue Man

So I returned from class one afternoon to find all of the plumbing missing. And of course my roommate is no where to be found. Then I hear some music coming from the octagon (a strange cement hang out for some at FMU). And in the middle of a cheering crowd I find Stephanie jamming out on some PVC pipes. After her one man show, she was asked where the other two members of the Blue Man Group were. She responded, "Please I'm Stephanie Moore, do I look like I need anyone else?"

*Special Thanks to Kate and Anna Grace*

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Violet Parr


By now I'm sure you have all realized that Stephanie enjoys dressing up. She enjoys it so much that often she not only takes on the appearance of her characters, she also takes on their personality and habits. For example, when she became Gwen Stefani, she thought she could sing. She walked around Watson 311 singing "Hollaback Girl" for three days. Well when she became Violet Parr she thought she could become invisible and create force fields. So Stephanie decides to test out her new invisibility powers by walking into Walmart in hopes of acquiring some free merchandise. Well of course Steph realized she couldn't be truly invisible with clothes on, after all, people would be freaked out if they saw some cute little outfit floating around in mid-air. So she walks into Walmart naked, and for reasons unknown to Stephanie she finds herself being chased by security guards. Stephanie, being a fearless superhero, stands her ground and prepares to create her force field. However, as you probably could have guessed, she is tackled and hauled away. So if you care to visit the delusional Stephanie Ava Moore here is her new address: 2414 Bull Street Columbia, SC.

*Special Thanks to Kate and Anna Grace*

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

PC User


I'm a PC user, and I'm a vegetarian. Okay, not really (about the PC), but those commercials drive me crazy!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Neo



Stephanie, as a matter of fact, can divide by zero. The stopping bullets thing is pretty cool too, I guess... Anyway, it looks like the One has finally decided to make herself known: oppressive computing systems and rogue programs beware, but if you happen to be a member of the endangered species known as human it's time to grab a chain gun and start hitting back!

*Special thanks to Tommy and Cameron*

Monday, November 3, 2008

Marquee

When I asked Miss Ava what I should do this summer I was introduced to the "Flashing Marquee Stephanie." Jeez, now I wonder what she could be spelling...

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Violet Beauregard


What's so fab about Stephanie? Well, she's not a three course dinner, but looks like she tried out some gum that Willy Wonka hadn't gotten quite right yet.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Spinelli (from Recess)


Stephanie isn't scandalous like all the other Ashleys. In fact, she'd "rather scarf down a dead bird" than be seen as such.