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Monday, January 12, 2009

Alice Cullen

Could Stephanie be any more graceful? Only if she became a vampire like Alice Cullen! I mean, Stephanie is already a vegetarian! What more can make them alike? And she's certainly not worried about her future because she already knows what will happen. Just be sure to steer clear of her if her eyes ever look dark.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Little Orphan Annie


It's a hard-knock life for Steph!
It's a hard-knock life for Steph!
'Steada chicken,
She eats beans!
'Steada windows,
She likes Mac!
It's a hard-knock life!
Got no free will to speak of, so,
It's a hard-knock row she hows!
Adium,
'Steada sleep!
Home 'n school,
'Steada camp!
It's a hard-knock life!

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Nick Jonas

What a heart throb! But don't get too excited Ladies... he's saving himself for marriage. With his OmniPod insulin management system in hand Nick is always ready to rock out. So how about a little trivia for all you Nick J fans out there?
What is the name of Nick Jonas' dog?*
A) Elvis
B) Bill
C) Nova
D) Buggy

*(If you know the answer to this question please do not respond because the residents of Watson 311 may be forced to laugh at you for the rest of your life)
*Special Thanks to Lauren*

Friday, November 14, 2008

Nightcrawler

Why does Stephanie pity those who are afraid of her? Because most of them will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes.


*Special Thanks to Kate and Anna Grace*


Friday, November 7, 2008

Blue Man

So I returned from class one afternoon to find all of the plumbing missing. And of course my roommate is no where to be found. Then I hear some music coming from the octagon (a strange cement hang out for some at FMU). And in the middle of a cheering crowd I find Stephanie jamming out on some PVC pipes. After her one man show, she was asked where the other two members of the Blue Man Group were. She responded, "Please I'm Stephanie Moore, do I look like I need anyone else?"

*Special Thanks to Kate and Anna Grace*

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Violet Parr


By now I'm sure you have all realized that Stephanie enjoys dressing up. She enjoys it so much that often she not only takes on the appearance of her characters, she also takes on their personality and habits. For example, when she became Gwen Stefani, she thought she could sing. She walked around Watson 311 singing "Hollaback Girl" for three days. Well when she became Violet Parr she thought she could become invisible and create force fields. So Stephanie decides to test out her new invisibility powers by walking into Walmart in hopes of acquiring some free merchandise. Well of course Steph realized she couldn't be truly invisible with clothes on, after all, people would be freaked out if they saw some cute little outfit floating around in mid-air. So she walks into Walmart naked, and for reasons unknown to Stephanie she finds herself being chased by security guards. Stephanie, being a fearless superhero, stands her ground and prepares to create her force field. However, as you probably could have guessed, she is tackled and hauled away. So if you care to visit the delusional Stephanie Ava Moore here is her new address: 2414 Bull Street Columbia, SC.

*Special Thanks to Kate and Anna Grace*

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

PC User


I'm a PC user, and I'm a vegetarian. Okay, not really (about the PC), but those commercials drive me crazy!